I answered my phone and learned the call was from a nurse calling on behalf of my health insurance company. She said she wanted to go over some information for me that would help me with prevention strategies. Her first recommendation was that I not stand up too fast. She said if I did my blood pressure would drop, I would probably faint, and then could break a bone.

Did she call the wrong number or does she think I am at risk for this event?

Then she asked if I could see. She wondered if I had had my eyes tested for glaucoma. If I did that preventatively it could keep me from going blind.

Did she call the wrong number or does she think I am at risk for this?

She concluded by asking if I had had a colonoscopy in the last ten years. I told her that I had a prescription for one but I hadn’t had time to enjoy it. She encouraged me to do it before it is too late.

Did she call the wrong number or does she think???

Oh, No! Do you think the insurance company checked my date of birth???